So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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