And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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