bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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