I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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