so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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