It's Friday. Sex?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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