super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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