no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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