Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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