playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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