I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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