It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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