the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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