For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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