shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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