Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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