I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
