Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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