would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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