batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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