I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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