You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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