Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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