he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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