you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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