Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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