"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
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Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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