Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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