you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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