Soap is not a condiment
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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