he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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