Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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