you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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