he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
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If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just gargled with NyQuil
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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