I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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