Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
be right there i have to get my cape
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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