are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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