I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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