i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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