i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
He has the fingertips of a God
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