I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You took a bar mat shot.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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