so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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