She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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