He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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