Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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