have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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