sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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