I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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