I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i drank out of a bidet.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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