It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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