she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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