Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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