yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
