Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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