THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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