At least make sure they are 18
Why
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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