Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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