I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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